DAYS SINCE

Days since someone posted a LinkedIn story that made you feel things you didn't ask to feel

"I almost gave up. Then I didn't."

Days since a new AI tool was announced that would "change everything"

Everything has been changed many times.

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Days since Twitter/X did something that made everyone threaten to leave

And yet, here we are.

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Days since a Netflix show got cancelled after 1 season

You loved it. They did not care.

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Days since a Minecraft player touched grass

Science cannot confirm this has ever happened.

Days since GTA VI was supposed to come out

Still waiting. Still coping.

Days since crypto had a moment

Up, down, or rug pull — there's always a moment.

Days since someone "quit social media" and came back

The return arc is always imminent.

Days since a brand tried to be relatable on social media and it was weird

Please stop. They will not stop.

Days since an athlete posted a cryptic retirement hint

Read the room. Read the subtweet.

Days since an NFL player got fined for celebrating a touchdown

Expression is a privilege, apparently.

Days since someone called their team's season "a rebuilding year"

Year 11 of the rebuild.

Days since LeBron James was either the GOAT or finished

The debate has no off-season.

Days since a referee made a call that ruined someone's week

It is always someone's week.

Days since FIFA was involved in a scandal

The number is suspiciously low.

Days since a musician dropped a surprise album with no warning

Your sleep schedule is not their concern.

Days since a movie reboot nobody asked for was announced

Hollywood: still at it.

Days since someone said "the book was better"

They're right, but still.

Days since Marvel released something that disappointed someone

The timeline is complicated.

Days since a politician was caught on a hot mic

They never learn.