DAYS SINCE

Days since a politician was caught on a hot mic

They never learn.

Days since Elon Musk tweeted something that moved a market

The SEC has entered the chat.

Days since someone announced they're running for president

The field is never truly empty.

Days since a government website crashed during a high-traffic event

Your tax dollars, hard at work.

Days since a politician said something confidently wrong on TV

The streak is a myth.

Days since the US debt ceiling was a "crisis"

Narrator: it was not the last time.