Days since a new AI tool was announced that would "change everything"

Something new. You already forgot the last one. This one is also different. This one is real.

DeepSeek R1 dropped overnight. Trained for $6M. Nvidia lost $600B in market cap by morning. The narrative shifted.

GPT-4o. Real-time voice. It said 'um'. People loved it. Scarlett Johansson did not.

Google launched Gemini. A demo video was later revealed to be sped up and scripted. Everything changed, again.

GPT-4 released. Passed the bar exam. Wrote poetry. Hallucinated confidently. More things changed.

ChatGPT launched. 1 million users in 5 days. Every tech company immediately panicked. Nothing was the same, allegedly.